I Learn to Pony

Hi, Fans!

Today I learned something new. It's called "ponying". Ponying came easily to me because I'm a horse which is kind of like a big pony. Ponying happens when one horse, in this case me, is led by someone on another horse. The ponying horse has to trust that the lead horse won't kick him. Today I ponyed with my BFF Sundae. I wasn't at all worried about being kicked. It's like playing a game of follow the leader. First we circled to the left. Then we circled to the right. Then when I got better at it we trotted. I got the hang of it pretty quick because horses are used to moving close together in the herd. I wonder why Mom wants me to learn this. I hope she's not thinking of making me an indentured servant trailing behind some fancy gaited horse while she rides in indolent luxury. Mister Albino says I should be the leader because I'm faster than Secretariat, prettier than Black Beauty, smarter than Trigger, funnier than Mr. Ed and better groomed than Traveller.